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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 11:03
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
No way
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)